1
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- Yes.
- Say it again.

2
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Yes, I'd love to go out with you.

3
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Now say it with my name.

4
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Yes, Shawn,
I'd love to go out with you...

5
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...Shawn.

6
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- Well, who's Shawn?
- You are.

7
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I know.

8
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Jill Hollinger... wow!
This is a whole new type of girl for you.

9
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I know!
She's got style, she's got elegance,

10
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she's got... parents.

11
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Look! Baby geeks
discovering the female of the species.

12
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I say we tag them
and return next spring.

13
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Why don't you return never!

14
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They attempt to protect themselves
by puffing up.

15
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- I don't see you guys with any girls.
- Oh, please...

16
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We only hunt when we need to hunt.

17
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... wabbit season.

18
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Uh, hi. You probably don't know me--

19
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- You're Eric Matthews.
- Great guess.

20
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- I'm Valerie Stevens.
- Two in a row!

21
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- Guess what I'm gonna ask you next?
- You gonna ask me out?

22
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- And guess what you're gonna say?
- I'd love to, but I can't.

23
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You see... I skate

24
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and I spend all my free time at the rink.

25
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Oh, all your free time?

26
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You know, it's amazing you two
haven't seen each other there already.

27
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<i>- (both)</i> Huh?
- Eric skates.

28
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And since you skate,
he skates, you both skate,

29
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you could meet each other there.
Right, Blades?

30
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Yeah!

31
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I'm always there real early in the morning.
You know, right when they're...

32
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... rolling out the ice.

33
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You're so funny.

34
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So, let's get together
and skate sometime?

35
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- How's Friday?
- How's Friday?

36
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<i>- (clenched teeth)</i> Nod your head yes.
- Yes.

37
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This is great!
A guy I like who skates.

38
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What are the odds?

39
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I'd say pretty slim.

40
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Jason, I don't skate... at all.

41
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Hey, come on. Canadians skate.
How hard could it be?

42
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Topanga, you wrote
your biography on who?

43
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Someone I really admire - Katie Couric.

44
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Oh, please...
I'm so perky, I have such a big smile.

45
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She's a phony.
At least pick someone real.

46
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OK, Cory, who are you picking?

47
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Captain James T. Kirk
of the <i>USS Enterprise.</i>

48
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Come on, Matthews.
Real people.

49
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The assignment is biography,
not fiction.

50
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- Captain Kirk...
- La-la...

51
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- Captain Kirk is a made-up TV character.
- ...la-la-la-la...

52
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- It's the truth.
- No, it's not!

53
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Matthews, come on. The guy's 63 years
old. He wears a tribble on his head.

54
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It doesn't have to be somebody famous.
Just somebody real. Anybody you like.

55
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- Anybody?
- Anybody.

56
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- Absolutely anybody?
- Absolutely anybody.

57
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- I pick Shawn.
- I pick Cory.

58
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- You know you walked right into that.
- I did, didn't I?

59
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All right, Shawn Hunter...
Now, where are you from?

60
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- I'm from here.
- Uh-huh.

61
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Shawn was raised by wolves.

62
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<i>(howls)</i>

63
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Jill, it's too bad Friday's all the way
at the end of the week, huh?

64
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Yeah...
Look, Shawn, about Friday...

65
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I can't go out with you.

66
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I'm free Saturday too.

67
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I can't Saturday... or any day.

68
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- Why not?
- I just can't, OK?

69
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- What was that about?
- I don't know. She just totally blew me off.

70
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Yeah, but yesterday she couldn't wait
to go out with you.

71
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Doesn't make sense.
Something's wrong.

72
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Look, just wait here.

73
00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:09,715
Mindy... Listen, what's with Jill?
Why'd she dump Shawn?

74
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Come on, Cory,
I think it's pretty obvious.

75
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Like her parents would ever
let her go out with him.

76
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- They have a problem with Shawn?
- Only a lot.

77
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Shawn and Jill don't exactly belong
to the same... you know, circle.

78
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- What do you mean "circle"?
- Hello!

79
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His family,
where they live, what they do.

80
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I mean, yuck!

81
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- May I go, please?
- Yeah, go.

82
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Hey, come on.
What does she know, right?

83
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- I shouldn't have asked her out.
- You bet.

84
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I mean, if she's a snob like that...

85
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What was I thinking?
Like I had a shot at a girl like that.

86
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She doesn't know what she's talking about.

87
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Yeah?
Look at where I live.

88
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- You live in a great place.
- Cory, I live in a trailer park.

89
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But what a trailer park.

90
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I mean, it's got all sorts of things.
Like a pool - you know, when it rains.

91
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,499
Jason, you're the one
that told Valerie I could skate,

92
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- so you've gotta help me out with this.
- Relax, I'll come up with something.

93
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- Don't I always?
- No!

94
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Then I'm due.

95
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Now a lot of this is just presentation.

96
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You gotta look comfortable,
but you still gotta be able to flex.

97
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I am not wearing spandex.
No way.

98
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You think we should find out about that?

99
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As long as Eric's saying "no way,"
I guess we're all right.

100
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Here's a good picture for your biography.

101
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Ah, look, you're playing in your sandbox
at the old house.

102
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- You always had a house, didn't you?
- Yeah, but it was tiny and...

103
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I spent most of my time
playing in the sandbox.

104
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Yeah, I spent most of my time
playing in the burnt-out old Chevy

105
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out back by the septic tanks.

106
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- Cool.
- You staying for dinner, Shawn?

107
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No, not tonight. Why don't you
come over to my place?

108
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- My dad's broiling fish.
- On the engine of his pick up?

109
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- I thought you liked it last time?
- Well, I did, it was just a little oily...

110
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...and anti-freezy.

111
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Fine. OK, I understand.
Stay in your nice kitchen,

112
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- eat your fancy oven-cooked food.
- We haven't worked on your biography.

113
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Hey, I lived, I died.
No big deal.

114
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- Cory! Cor!
- There you are.

115
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- You OK?
- I'm great!

116
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Good. I was worried
when you missed first period.

117
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- I had a conflict.
- What were you doing?

118
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Wait for it. Wait for it.

119
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- Not that way. The lower hallway's flooded.
- But we have to get to the library.

120
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Right now, Miss Barnett,
the library is only accessible by canoe.

121
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- What happened?
- We're sinking!

122
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Janitor Bud, get your big mop!

123
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- You?
- I also freed the rats in the biology lab.

124
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Get this - I turned all the clocks
ahead 12 hours.

125
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<i>(bell ringing)</i>

126
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Yeah, sure.

127
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Naturally I'm impressed and all,
but what do you think you're doing?

128
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Just giving you good stuff for your bio.

129
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"A mild-mannered youth
until seventh grade,

130
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Shawn realized he was nothing but trailer
trash, so he blew up the entire school."

131
00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:11,556
- Look, is this about that girl Jill?
- No, this is about me being who I am.

132
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Jill did me a favor. She showed me where
I stand with all the Jills of the world.

133
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- Hey!
- Hey yourself.

134
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I guess you heard about all the stuff
I've been doing around the school, huh?

135
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Why? What did you do,
color outside the lines?

136
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That's a good one.
"Color outside the lines."

137
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Listen, squeak, we ain't impressed
with your piddly little monkeyshines.

138
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Yeah, when you got something
they can wrap a grand jury around,

139
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then give us a jingle.

140
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Hey, it's my first day.
I'll do bigger stuff.

141
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What's the source
of all these new aspirations?

142
00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:48,698
- I thought maybe I could hang with you.
- Ha! Like it's so easy, right?

143
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- We simply make it look effortless.
- Come on... now, now, gentlemen.

144
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We always need to be on the lookout
for new promising talent.

145
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- So am I in?
- No.

146
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You see, the membership committee...

147
00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:03,978
just not impressed enough
to make you a full-fledged thug.

148
00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,316
We do, however,
offer a nice internship program.

149
00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:11,449
That's how I started.
And today, I'm a thug.

150
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,491
So you wanna come sit
in the parking lot with us?

151
00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:17,793
- And do what?
- What, ain't I just said?

152
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Sit.

153
00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,562
Hey, you got yourself a sitter.

154
00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:25,867
Hey, Shawn, why do you want
to hang out with these guys?

155
00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,568
- What's wrong with that?
- Listen, whatever your problem is,

156
00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,907
- these aren't the guys to help you.
- So you think I have a problem?

157
00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:33,947
<i>(bell ringing)</i>

158
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,178
Class starting, door shutting.
Matthews, Hunter, this means get in.

159
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,345
I think you're gonna have a problem
if you hang out with guys like that.

160
00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,286
They happen to be my kind of guys, OK?

161
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,153
- We're part of the same circle.
- Look, Shawn--

162
00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,717
- Cory... let go.
- Hey!

163
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:53,027
- Where's your friend going?
- I wish I knew.

164
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,765
- Hey, Mr. Feeny.
- Yeah...

165
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,738
All right, listen. I was just wondering,
could I ask you a few questions?

166
00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,611
- For your biography assignment?
- Yeah, that's the one.

167
00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,843
I'm flattered, Mr. Matthews.

168
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,385
Let's see...

169
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:16,822
A lot of people think I was born in Boston.
But in point of fact--

170
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,054
Mr. Feeny...
I'm not writing about you.

171
00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:23,187
- Oh.
- I'm writing about Shawn.

172
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,028
Of course.

173
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:29,001
Of the truly great lives lived,
I suppose Shawn Hunter

174
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,301
would be the obvious choice.
Falling somewhere between...

175
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,603
Gandhi and Soupy Sales.

176
00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:38,008
Yeah. I was just wondering,
do people turn out a certain way

177
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,071
because of where they come from?
You know, where they live,

178
00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,274
who their parents are?

179
00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:45,512
Ah, the old
nature versus nurture conundrum.

180
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,044
Yeah, to use a lot of words
I don't understand.

181
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:53,218
Personally, I believe that a man,
no matter where he comes from,

182
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,455
chooses his own path.

183
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,293
So really, no matter who you are,
you can make up your own mind

184
00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,993
- about what you want to do?
- Absolutely.

185
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:04,936
<i>- (Amy) Cory, dinner!</i>
- I'll come in when I choose to.

186
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,564
<i>(Amy)</i> Get your butt in here now!

187
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,775
- Uh, Mr. Feeny...
- My theory bites?

188
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,940
I'm thinkin'.

189
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,649
- What's this?
- You hold in your hand

190
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:23,656
a subliminal
<i>Learn To Skate In Your Sleep</i> tape.

191
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:27,688
But I don't wanna skate in my sleep.

192
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:31,527
- Ha-ho... you're lucky you got that smile.
- Thank you.

193
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:35,433
I dubbed over my mom's weight-loss tape,
but it should still work.

194
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,802
- I mean, it worked for her.
- No, it didn't. She's huge.

195
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,273
Yeah, and in only eight weeks.

196
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,534
Jason, this is a stupid idea.
It's never gonna work.

197
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,012
I'm just gonna tell her that I can't skate.
And if I lose the date, so what?

198
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:52,075
I don't know what it is, but the skating
skirts keep getting shorter and shorter.

199
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,144
Pretty soon,
I'm not gonna be wearing anything.

200
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:57,918
Oh, Eric, see you Friday on the ice.

201
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,286
I play it while I sleep?

202
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,432
No, no, no, no... more detached.
You still look friendly.

203
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,767
Uh, slouch a little bit.
A little bit!

204
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:16,038
More lip.
Ahh... Frankie, you do it.

205
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,977
- I can't work with this kid.
- It's my first day.

206
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:23,949
Yeah, Joey, you remember your first day...
You wore a suit.

207
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,911
Guys, um... Once I get the look down,
then what?

208
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,081
Oh, listen to the eager beaver.

209
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:34,526
OK, eager, this morning,
you get the bagels.

210
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,188
- Bagels?
- Bagels.

211
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,893
- That's it?
- That's it.

212
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,970
Shawn! I've been looking all over for you.
Where have you been?

213
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,133
- Nowhere, man.
- Come on, Shawn.

214
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,440
Listen, I've been thinking.
It's time we both faced the facts.

215
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,276
- The facts?
- Cory, you and I are different.

216
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,873
Sooner or later, we're gonna
end up in different places.

217
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,885
- Says who?
- Why don't we just do us both a favor

218
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,114
right now and call it quits, OK?

219
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,487
- What has gotten into you?
- You just don't get it, do you?

220
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,321
- Get what?!
- Look at your house, Cor.

221
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,826
Look at where you live.
Look at how I live.

222
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,022
Look at your parents.
Look at my parents.

223
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,565
I know where I'm gonna end up.
Just let me get there now.

224
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:16,091
- Shawn!
- Just let me get there now!

225
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,931
<i>(slams locker)</i>

226
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,907
<i>(guys talking)</i>

227
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:25,343
- Hey Keiner, you got a minute?
- Nah, sorry, fresh out.

228
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,209
Find one.

229
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,182
Oh, shh...
There's one now.

230
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,715
I noticed Shawn Hunter's been
hangin' out with you and your boys.

231
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,449
Oh, sorry, Mr. Turner, we're full up.

232
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,253
But we'll be happy to put you
on the waiting list though.

233
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,021
Cut the kid a break, will ya?

234
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,529
Yeah, I think I did
by letting him hang out with me.

235
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,791
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

236
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,423
- What a guy you are.
- Well, you know...

237
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,833
But somehow I don't think
that's what the kid needs right now.

238
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,894
Oh, am I getting a speech?

239
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:56,409
You get more than that
if Hunter's not back in my class.

240
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,477
What's the matter? You stood there
and took that from a teacher?

241
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,073
- How come you didn't say nothin'?
- Because...

242
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,710
actions speak louder than words,
gentlemen.

243
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:11,120
I just came up with
the perfect initiation for Hunter.

244
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,322
<i>(woman) There are no barriers
to your success when you are in control.</i>

245
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,727
<i>- (woman) You can...
- (Jason)...ice skate...</i>

246
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,358
<i>(woman) That's right.
You can absolutely, positively...</i>

247
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,426
<i>- (Jason)...ice skate...
- (woman) Food has no power over you.</i>

248
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,803
<i>(woman) Sure you've tried other diets,
but now you'll finally...</i>

249
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:27,863
<i>(Jason)...skate real good.</i>

250
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,933
<i>- (woman) Now picture a beautiful thin...
- (Jason)...ice skater...</i>

251
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,946
<i>(woman)...reaching out to you,
encouraging you.</i>

252
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,414
<i>- (woman) Showing you how to...
- (Jason)...ice skate.</i>

253
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,544
What the heck's going on?

254
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,446
- Wait a minute. You're... you're the...
- I'm your inner skater.

255
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,652
- I'm here to help you.
- But how?

256
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,719
- You like Valerie, don't you?
- Well... yeah.

257
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,924
Then I'll teach you how to skate
right into her heart.

258
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,729
Come on. The last time I skated,
I was at a third grade birthday party.

259
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:58,670
I fell flat on my face and split my lips.
Couldn't even eat the cake.

260
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,297
Don't put up barriers to your success.

261
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,467
If you believe in yourself,
you can ice skate.

262
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,307
- But... no. 'Cause...
- Hush. Take my hand.

263
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,644
- Where is this place?
- You're in a rink.

264
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,728
- But I don't know how to skate.
- Yes, you do.

265
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,397
- Do what I did.
- OK.

266
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,180
Nance, watch this!

267
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:08,675
Triple-lutz double-axle Salchow.
I'll see you at the '98 games in Nagano.

268
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,643
- In your dreams.
- I'll never want this to end.

269
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,671
But it must. This is the end of side one.
Please turn the tape over.

270
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,410
Huh?

271
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:22,387
<i>(woman) Please turn over the tape.
This is the end of side one.</i>

272
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,124
I can skate.

273
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,321
I can skate now!

274
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,796
And food has no power over me.

275
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,877
Maybe it's none of my business, but
you're putting orange juice on your cereal.

276
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,776
Huh?

277
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,543
All right. What's going on?

278
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:55,577
Nothing... It's just that Shawn,
he doesn't want to be my friend anymore.

279
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,817
- Since when?
- Since yesterday.

280
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:01,019
- You guys have a fight or something?
- No.

281
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,392
That would actually make some sense.

282
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,900
Shawn's got it into his head that
we're going to grow up and not be friends.

283
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,333
So he just wants to start
not being friends right now.

284
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,462
Why does he think
you're gonna stop being friends?

285
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:16,635
I don't know. It's stupid stuff like
where he lives, what snobby girls think.

286
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,474
And now he's mad at me
for no reason at all.

287
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,310
My guess, Cory,
is he's really not mad at you.

288
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,112
- Then why is he acting like this?
- I don't know for sure,

289
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,848
but sometimes people can push you away
just when they need you the most.

290
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:33,188
- Then he must really need me.
- Maybe he does.

291
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,557
- Turner's bike.
<i>- (guys laugh)</i>

292
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:43,695
Clearly he takes very good care of it.
Not a scratch on it and look how it shines.

293
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,261
- You could eat it.
- You mean eat off it?

294
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,672
I said what I said.

295
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:54,180
It's a real thing of beauty.
Shame what's about to happen to it.

296
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:58,617
- What's about to happen to it?
- You are, my friend.

297
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,514
Mmy advice on the first swing -
don't go for a home run,

298
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,819
- just make some contact, huh?
- May I recommend the headlight.

299
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:09,090
Good noise, broken glass -
a real crowd pleaser.

300
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,698
Swing batter, swing batter, swing batter,
swing batter, swing batter.

301
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,296
Can I take a couple of
practice swings first?

302
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,136
- You know what I'm thinking?
- What are ya thinking, Frankie?

303
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,541
- I'm thinking he ain't got the guts.
- Yeah, I'm smelling chicken.

304
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,739
A big one, extra crispy.
I say we take him to the colonel.

305
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:31,011
He'll pluck ya, fry ya,
and serve you in a bucket with biscuits.

306
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,247
Ooh... I just remembered something.

307
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,020
OK, Hunter. This is where we find out
if you're really with us.

308
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,085
Go ahead.

309
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:48,297
- Hey guys, what's up?
- Cory, come on, get out of here.

310
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,030
Shawn, that looks like a bat.

311
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,867
- Could that be Turner's bike?
- Yeah, you're right!

312
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:57,206
- Now would you leave?
- Nah, this kind of looks like fun.

313
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,440
- Here, let me go first.
- Cory, let go.

314
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,744
- No, I'm gonna try it.
- You're not even supposed to be here.

315
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,284
- Yeah? Neither are you.
- Would you just let me do this?

316
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,081
If you're gonna do this, Shawn,
then I'm gonna do it.

317
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,588
- This is not your place, OK?
- Are you saying I don't belong here?

318
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,989
- That's what I'm saying.
- If you belong here, then I belong here.

319
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:17,394
Hey, baboon, look, we got some business
here. So I suggest that you walk away

320
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,625
- while your legs still bend only once.
- Listen, Keiner,

321
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,498
this is between me and Shawn.
So take your greasy head

322
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:26,972
and your rat-faced thug
and get away from my friend.

323
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,578
Oh, my...
Oh, my, my, my...

324
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,349
All right, Harley,
you've got one punch, but...

325
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,885
you better make it good,
'cause chances are, it's gonna kill me.

326
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,386
Think so.

327
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,049
Hey, fellas.
Hey, whew...

328
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,149
Boy, thanks for lookin' out for my bike.

329
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:51,027
From my window up there, it looked like
some clowns were about to mess it up.

330
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:55,125
Yeah, well, I'm just glad
that we got here in time, you know?

331
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:58,069
Come on, Joey,
we've got some appointments.

332
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,835
Hey, when he said "rat-face,"
was that, like, pejorative?

333
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:06,845
All right, you two. You wanna
tell me what the problem is here?

334
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,347
- No problem.
- Everything's great.

335
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,213
Who you kiddin'?

336
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:14,378
What's with you, Hunter? Why you
wanna hang out with these lowlifes?

337
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,013
- Maybe I'm a lowlife too, OK?
- Is that what you think?

338
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,490
- That's what everybody else thinks.
- I wanna know what you think.

339
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:23,359
- Hey! I'm out here with a bat, aren't I?
- Yeah!

340
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:26,695
- But you didn't swing it.
- Just 'cause Cory came along.

341
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,161
Oh, you think
that was an accident? Huh?

342
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,296
That you have a friend
who thinks so much of you,

343
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,363
he's willing to
put his own neck on the line?

344
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,377
No, I don't think lowlifes
have friends like that. Do you?

345
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,379
- I don't know.
- They don't!

346
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,438
I don't know anything.
I don't even know who I am!

347
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,576
Well, Shawn, I know who you are.
You're Shawn Hunter!

348
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:48,018
You were raised by wolves.
You're my friend!

349
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:52,889
It says so in your biography.
I mean, what else do you need to know?

350
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,450
I need to know what's gonna happen
to me and you can't tell me that.

351
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,795
Hey, Hunter...
All Matthews can do is be your friend.

352
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,131
And so far,
he's been doing a real good job.

353
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,264
All I can do is teach you whatever I can,
and hope that you'll leave my class

354
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,002
a little better than when you came in.

355
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,969
You mean, drag the trailer-park trash
up to decent society?

356
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,108
Hey, if you don't know
that deep down inside you're all right,

357
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,449
then I haven't taught you anything at all.

358
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:26,286
- You think I'm all right?
- I think you need to think you're all right.

359
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,726
You think I'm all right?

360
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:34,664
I think... if you put your mind to it
and get back inside that school,

361
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:40,469
and never... never go near this Harley,
or that Harley...

362
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,703
Yeah... I think you'll be all right.

363
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,514
Mr. Turner, do you really think
he's gonna be OK?

364
00:20:58,657 --> 00:20:59,852
Sure.

365
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,400
I can't believe what a good skater you are.

366
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:20,640
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Didn't think you'd believe me.

367
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,341
You want to go to Chubbies
and grab a bite?

368
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:26,442
Whoo-hoo! A little food
has no power over me.

369
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,011
- Eric, you OK?
- Yeah.

370
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:32,183
Yeah, I'm fine.
I had a really big lunch.

371
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,454
You mind keeping me company
while I eat?

372
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,621
- You can have some desert.
- Ha-ha... desert...

373
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,857
...is the enemy of my hips.

374
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,832
If you don't want to go out with me,
just say so.

375
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:46,669
No! I can do this. Come on, let's go to
Chubbies and get some foo...

376
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,605
Fuah...

377
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:53,476
- Some fuad...
- Hey! Buddy, you were great out there.

378
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,078
- Want a hot-dog?
- Aah...!

379
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,377
- All beef.
- Ahh!

380
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,248
- Chili... cheese!
- Ahh!

381
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,152
- Dinner?
- Love to.

382
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,925
All right.

383
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,160
You know, uh...
I taught Eric how to skate.

384
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,896
- Did you?
- Uh-huh.

385
00:22:16,946 --> 00:22:21,496
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